Wife to Husband

Wife to Husband:

"Come Help Me in Garden.."

Husband: "Wat do U think I am?
A Gardener??" 

Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

Husband:What do U Think I am?
A Plumber??"

Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.."

Husband: What do U Think I am?
A Carpenter??

[The Husband Went Out but
When He came Back,
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the
Door Handle..!]

He Asked his Wife Who did It??

The Wife Said:
"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's
Father,
But He gave Me to Options...
Either to Make Him a Burger;
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))

Wife: "What do U Think I am?
'Mc'Donalds' !!! ??"

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